I swear, man, it's like This Old House online sometimes is reading my mind. My toilet is doing weird things, and lo and behold, today they have an article about "How to speak toilet." Awesome.

As for my toilet, when you flush it, it runs, then stops, then runs, then stops until it's filled. How bizarre. My guess is that I need to replace the tower that the ball cock (stop laughing) is on, since it appears to be getting stuck. Ah, the joys of homeownership, you get to do plumbing, which oddly, I enjoy.